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bluegene Global Moderator Posts: 13 Musician: Violinist	Jokes Feb 8, 2023 12:56:23 GMT chimalis likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by bluegene on Feb 8, 2023 12:56:23 GMT I went to a fancy dress party last night dressed as a bread loaf. SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}The birds were all over me.
	*One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.*

brianna Global Moderator Posts: 12 Musician: Vocalist	Jokes Feb 8, 2023 13:34:40 GMT vortigern likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by brianna on Feb 8, 2023 13:34:40 GMT
	*If music be the food of love, play on.*

poseidon Global Moderator Posts: 12	Jokes Feb 8, 2023 14:03:07 GMT nitika likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by poseidon on Feb 8, 2023 14:03:07 GMT How do you catch Chip and Dale? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}Climb up a tree and act like a nut.
	*No one wants advice - only corroboration.*

angwen Global Moderator Posts: 11	Jokes Feb 9, 2023 13:29:01 GMT hecate likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by angwen on Feb 9, 2023 13:29:01 GMT Barman asks Paddy: "Your glass is empty, fancy another one?" SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}Paddy looking puzzled, asks: "Why the hell do I want two empty glasses?"
	*Adversity and loss make a man wise.*

roisinn Global Moderator Posts: 51 Musician: Vocalist	Jokes Feb 9, 2023 14:04:18 GMT citadel likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by roisinn on Feb 9, 2023 14:04:18 GMT What do you call a convent girl who denies she masturbates? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}A LIAR.
	*Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.*

siomha Global Moderator Posts: 55 Musician: Bassist	Jokes Feb 9, 2023 14:41:53 GMT caedmon likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by siomha on Feb 9, 2023 14:41:53 GMT What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.
	*Inspiration for my music just comes from, you know, my life experiences.*

valimai Global Moderator Posts: 12	Jokes Feb 9, 2023 15:23:22 GMT maestro likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by valimai on Feb 9, 2023 15:23:22 GMT What does a midget get when he runs between a woman's legs? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}A clit around his ear and a flap across his face.
	*My personal hobbies are listening to music, reading and silence.*

zaltana Global Moderator Posts: 12	Jokes Feb 9, 2023 16:03:56 GMT bottleneck likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zaltana on Feb 9, 2023 16:03:56 GMT How do you get a nun pregnant? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}Dress her up as an altar boy!
	*Where words fail, music speaks.*

braeden Global Moderator Posts: 12	Jokes Feb 10, 2023 13:09:03 GMT aderyn likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by braeden on Feb 10, 2023 13:09:03 GMT What is the worst combination in illnesses? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}Alzheimer's and diarrhea. You're running, but can't remember where.
	*Imagination is more important than knowledge.*