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kiera Global Moderator Posts: 52	Jokes Feb 3, 2023 16:37:13 GMT ruadh likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by kiera on Feb 3, 2023 16:37:13 GMT How do you confuse a male archeologist? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}Give him a tampon and ask him what period it came from!
	*Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain.*

vortigern Global Moderator Posts: 57 Musician: Mandolinist	Jokes Feb 3, 2023 17:36:11 GMT brianna likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by vortigern on Feb 3, 2023 17:36:11 GMT When should you buy a bird? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}When it's going cheep.
	*My music is best understood by children and animals.*

nitika Global Moderator Posts: 54	Jokes Feb 4, 2023 13:54:39 GMT poseidon likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by nitika on Feb 4, 2023 13:54:39 GMT The police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}They charged one and let the other one off.
	*You cannot walk straight when the road is bent.*

ruadh Global Moderator Posts: 14	Jokes Feb 4, 2023 16:12:24 GMT kiera likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ruadh on Feb 4, 2023 16:12:24 GMT I heard in the news that this midget psychic escaped from prison... SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}The police say a small medium is at large.
	*Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.*

leine Global Moderator Posts: 50	Jokes Feb 5, 2023 13:51:38 GMT eaghan likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by leine on Feb 5, 2023 13:51:38 GMT Did you hear about the Italian chef who died recently? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}He Pasta way
	*I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.*

vox Administrator Posts: 76 Musician: Guitarist	Jokes Feb 5, 2023 14:45:39 GMT tacincala likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by vox on Feb 5, 2023 14:45:39 GMT What did Santa do when he went speed dating? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}He pulled a cracker.
	I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.

bottleneck Global Moderator Posts: 12 Musician: Guitarist	Jokes Feb 6, 2023 13:33:05 GMT zaltana likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by bottleneck on Feb 6, 2023 13:33:05 GMT My dog chased people a lot. SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}So I took his bike away.
	*Don't waste your time away thinking about yesterday's blues.*

caedmon Global Moderator Posts: 13 Musician: Retired Guitarist	Jokes Feb 6, 2023 14:32:47 GMT siomha likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by caedmon on Feb 6, 2023 14:32:47 GMT Why did the tomato blush? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}They saw the salad dressing.
	*♫ ♭ Generally music feedeth that disposition of the spirits which it findeth* ♩ ♬**

chimalis Administrator Posts: 33 Musician: Guitarist	Jokes Feb 6, 2023 15:27:45 GMT bluegene likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by chimalis on Feb 6, 2023 15:27:45 GMT Doctor: Hello, did you come to see me with an eye problem? Patient: Wow, yes, how can you tell? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}Doctor: Because you came in through the window instead of the door.
	*The world's most famous and popular language is music.*

citadel Global Moderator Posts: 36 Musician: Guitarist	Jokes Feb 6, 2023 16:18:53 GMT roisinn likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by citadel on Feb 6, 2023 16:18:53 GMT How do you know if Santa's been in your garden shed? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}When you've got three extra hoes
	*Music; moody food for us who trade in love.*

hecate Global Moderator Posts: 46	Jokes Feb 6, 2023 17:23:08 GMT angwen likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by hecate on Feb 6, 2023 17:23:08 GMT How do you get a sweet 80 year old lady to say the F word? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}When another sweet 80 year old lady beside her yells Bingo!
	*The highest wisdom is loving kindness.*

maestro Global Moderator Posts: 13 Musician: Guitarist	Jokes Feb 6, 2023 18:19:36 GMT valimai likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by maestro on Feb 6, 2023 18:19:36 GMT How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}Call her and tell her.
	*Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable.*

eaghan Global Moderator Posts: 10	Jokes Feb 7, 2023 13:48:40 GMT leine likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by eaghan on Feb 7, 2023 13:48:40 GMT How many men does it take to change a toilet roll? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}Nobody knows, it's never been done before.
	*The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.*

tacincala Administrator Posts: 66 Musician: Roadie	Jokes Feb 7, 2023 14:39:49 GMT vox likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by tacincala on Feb 7, 2023 14:39:49 GMT What's the difference between a G-Spot and a bottle of Jack Daniels? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}A guy will actually search for a bottle of Jack Daniels.
	*Where hope grows, miracles blossom.*

aderyn Global Moderator Posts: 49	Jokes Feb 8, 2023 12:14:51 GMT braeden likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by aderyn on Feb 8, 2023 12:14:51 GMT The inventor for throat lozengers died. SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}They'll be no coffin at his funeral.
	*To perceive is to suffer.*